The short version
The Nut Tracker is a joke that counts things, with a wellness side. It is not a doctor, a therapist or a diagnosis. The numbers are the ones you typed in. The articles on this website are general information and can go out of date. If something is worrying you, talk to a qualified professional. If you are in danger, contact your local emergency services.
This disclaimer is part of the terms of service.
1. A humour and wellness product
The Nut Tracker, made by Kallos Labs LLC, is a humour and personal wellness habit tracker for adults. It is a parody of the bathroom tracker genre: you record that something happened, optionally rate it, and a cartoon squirrel or beaver keeps counts, streaks, a calendar and badges.
It is entertainment and self tracking. That is the whole of what it claims to be.
2. Not medical advice
Nothing in the app or on this website is medical, psychological, sexual health, fertility, relationship or addiction advice, and nothing in it is a clinical assessment of anything.
- It is not a medical device. It does not detect, diagnose, prevent, treat, cure or monitor any condition.
- It is not a substitute for a professional. Always ask a doctor or another qualified professional about your health, and never ignore or delay professional advice because of something you saw in the app or read here.
- It is not a therapy or a treatment, and it is not endorsed by any clinical body.
3. No health claims
We make no claim that using the app, or following a streak, a quest or an article, will improve your health, your mood, your relationships or anything else. A streak, a badge, a rank or a statistic is a game mechanic. It is not a health outcome and it says nothing about your body or your mind. A “Dry Spell” is a counter, not a diagnosis and not a judgement.
4. The numbers are self reported
Every number in the app comes from what you entered. The app does not measure anything. If an entry is missing, backdated, mistyped or made up, the stats will reflect that. Treat them as a diary, not a measurement, and please do not let a number in the app make you feel worse.
5. No Nut Mode
No Nut Mode turns the tracker into an abstinence streak. It is a self directed habit feature. It is not a medical programme, not a treatment for compulsive behaviour, and not a recommendation that you should or should not do anything. If a behaviour feels out of your control, or is affecting your life, your relationships or your health, a qualified professional can help in a way an app cannot.
6. Articles on this website
The articles on thenuttracker.com are general information, written for a general adult audience.
- They are not advice for your situation, and they do not create any professional relationship between you and us.
- They reflect what we understood when they were written. Research, guidance and the law change, so an article may be incomplete or out of date by the time you read it. Check the date on the article, and check anything important with a qualified source.
- Where an article cites a study or another source, the source is the authority, not our summary of it.
7. Links to other websites
Articles and pages may link to other websites. We include them because we think they may be useful, but we do not control them. A link is not an endorsement, and we are not responsible for another site’s content, accuracy, availability or privacy practices.
8. Adults only
The app and this website are for people 18 or over only. See section 2 of the terms of service.
9. If you are struggling
If you feel unsafe, or you are thinking about harming yourself or someone else, contact your local emergency services now. If it is not an emergency, a doctor, a local crisis line or a mental health service where you live can help. Please do not rely on the app, or on us, in a crisis. We are a small team who answer email, not a support service.
10. No sponsored content
We do not publish sponsored or paid content, and the articles do not contain affiliate links. If that ever changes, anything sponsored, paid for or earning us a commission will be clearly marked as such where it appears.
[CONFIRM] Dima to confirm there are no affiliate or sponsored arrangements for the articles at launch.
11. Contact
We aim to answer within 48 hours.